The Sun - Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald. Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on
her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on
him with his best friend.
How could this possibly not be the best story of the year??? Like bitch you deserve every inch of poo on your back. Just be lucky he couldn't make it a scratch and sniff. Like every time you scratch your damn back you gotta smell poop all over the place. Don't cheat then you don't gotta worry. Hope she loses her case and nobody offers to take the tattoo off for her.
Thanks BroBible for passing the story along
