Jerry Sandusky and his attorney Joe Amendola waived the preliminary hearing earlier today. I thought it was funny enough when Sandusky
dropped a football reference in his few words to the press. Now when we dig a little deeper when find out that his attorney dropped an even funnier line. Here is what he had to say.
"If you believe former Penn State assistant Mike McQueary’s story
about witnessing Sandusky raping a boy in the Penn State showers, then you
should ‘dial 1-800-REALITY."
NY Daily - It turns out that's a number for gay-sex phone service . A recorded
introduction says the phone chat forum is "the hottest place for
triple-X action.""Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure," the intro to the line says.
I mean if that's not God saying this guy is guilty I'm not sure what is. Apparently God helps Tebow win games, why wouldn't he send us subliminal messages to let us know Sandusky is guilty? All I know is if this guy somehow gets off with his dumb-ass attorney, something is really wrong with the legal system.
