Friday, November 18, 2011

News Flash: Old Chick Ransacks Chinese Restaurant Then Strips Naked and Burns Cash Register






Brooklyn NY- This is the bizarre moment an upset woman ransacked a
Chinese restaurant before she took all her clothes off, set fire to the cash register, and paraded naked in the street.







The incident started when she walked into
Dragon China restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, and demanded free food after finding the word 'free' on the take-out menu.


 


Attempts to calm the unidentified woman, who is believed to be in her 50s, failed, and she began to throw everything in sight, screaming with
rage and flailing at any object or person in her path.





Restaurant's owner Dajo Zhao said that the woman then
slammed her fingers down on the menu and asked the cashier: 'Everything is
for free?' , while screaming, 'Free! Free! Free! Free!'
 






A stunned eyewitness said: 'We couldn't really make
out what she was saying, but she reached behind her back and unzipped her
skirt, pulled down her underwear, kicked off her shoes, ripped off her top,
unsnapped her bra and started parading around - still in the middle of the
street.






'She jumped onto the hood of a car that was trying
to get through the intersection and spread eagle on it.




'Then she slid off and ran into the Chinese food
restaurant and trashed the place.'






Locals know the woman as a regular, where
she has often been seen talking to herself while walking down the street.
 






Do stories get any funnier than this one?  She jumped on a car and spread eagle.  Ha, that's good news right there.  I mean false advertising is a serious offense, I gotta blame this situation on the Chinese restaurant right?  If they just wrote the correct price price on the menu she wouldn't have had to strip.  That should teach them a lesson .