Monday, April 25, 2011

Lenny Dykstra Asks Housekeeper Applicant To Give Him A Naked Massage





TMZ - Law enforcement sources tell TMZ  ... the LAPD is investigating Dykstra
for lewd conduct ... stemming from allegations made by a 47-year-old
woman who claims she answered a Craigslist ad to be Lenny's housekeeper
earlier this month. 

The woman told police ... when she arrived to the home, Dykstra explained that she wouldn't just have to clean the home, she would also be required to give him massages as well.

The
woman claimed Dykstra then took off all of his clothes and told the
woman he wouldn't be able to hire her without first sampling her skills.
Smooth.

We're told the woman denied his request ... left the home immediately ... flagged down a nearby cop ... and filed a police report. She also locked down a high power attorney, Mauro Fiore Jr., to handle the case. 






Lenny Lenny Lenny, little did you know she was a dyke.  There is a solution for you though.  Next time go to the fucking bunny ranch in Las Vegas when you want to have sex with someone for money.  Obviously if this chick was dumb enough to give you a massage you weren't going to just stop there.  I can't believe this dumb ass actually thought he was going to get away with this.  The bad thing for this woman is that I really doubt Lenny has much money left to sue for.



-Dow





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