The Smoking Gun - A teacher who stripped off his clothes and walked naked around a Georgia
elementary school gave cops a New Age explanation for his behavior,
claiming that he had achieved a "new level of enlightenment" and "wanted
everybody to be free now that his third eye was open," according to a police report.
According to cops, fellow teachers reported that Porter “did not drink
sodas or other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet” and
was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However on the date in
question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco
bell to get tacos for lunch,” reported Officer Khari Reed.
Not only does T-Bell jam up your bowels for 2 days, but it's starting to make middle-aged men jam out with their ham out in an elementary school.
-Strick
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