Hockey players are a rare breed of man. This stick to the mouth of St. Louis left him with two jacked up teeth, which required a devastating double-root canal. To throw salt in the wound, no penalty was given. I've never personally had a root canal, but I've only heard there about as fun as gonorrhea. Mere mortals would be on the shelf for a few days, but the brass balls of St. Louis doesn't stand for such nonsense. He's suiting up Friday for Tampa Bay's playoff game against Pittsburgh.
-Strick
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