You cant hate on this. My man clearly saw an opportunity and struck like a hungry python. I mean who wouldn't grab aunt jamima's flap jack if they had the chance? He must have known that a Chipper Jones dong can put even the prudest of ladies in the mood and thats why its guys like this that will make it somewhere in life, by seizing opportunities that others wont. Carpe Diem my friend, seize the boob.
-Bodhi
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