Monday, January 31, 2011

Badass Fights 5 Posers In Mall



 5 on ONE...The ONE. The guy in the plaid shirt seems to be fighting 5 other douches who cant hit him.  My man has moves like Neo.



-Bodhi



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In and Out Dunk





Crazy dunk from Saturday nights game. My man gave a war cry after the dunk then got pwned.



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UFO Over Jerusalem Filmed 1/28/11



Is this JewFO Real or Fake?



-Bodhi





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Official Pwned by Snowmobile





Not really sure why this guy was standing so close to the track, but he will be thinking twice about it next time.

-Dow



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Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz - Deja Vu (Circa 1998)





What ever happened to these guys? I'll never get tired of late 90's rap. A great mixture of lyrics and beats. Damn you auto-tune.



-Strick



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Citrus Kinis rd. 2

The daily dime is a daily poll between two smoking bodies to see who you (the readers) think is more hotter.  Every afternoon the winner of the previous day will go against a new challenger who thinks she has what it takes to be the daily dime. If a dime can defend the title for ten days, she will be retired to the Dime Hall of Fame. Good luck ladies keep those beautiful bods in shape.




Kim



Canada


OK bros and babes, Its time to kick off our Monday with another episode of the Daily Dime.  Today I present to you a tough challenger who seems to be showing a little more skin in order to make up for her tanning bed face. But I like that tactic and therefore, shes in.  She hails from Canada which made it tough for me to put her up because the only two things I try to promote from Canada are their slopes and that stud, Justin Beiber.  With that said, its time to pop those swim suits on, put a thumb in your kini bottoms, and get round 2 underway. Good luck ladies.



 Bodhi's Pick: black n yellow, black n yellow, black n yellow.




Kim Vs. Canada

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Weekend Recap

A somewhat boring weekend in sports with no Tiger Woods, Roger Federer, or Rafael Nadal in contention.  Also the Pro Bowl and NHL all-star games were on, can't say that I watched a minute of either.  Shaun White capped off the weekend with his 4th strait half pipe gold medal.  Here is that run and a few other links to get you caught up if you weren't around this weekend.

-Dow









Shaun White quotes Dumb and Dumber



Djokovic Wins Aussie Title



Bubba Watson Holds Off Lefty for First Win of 2011



Strikeforce Diaz vs. Cyborg



NFL Pro Bowl





NHL All-Star Game





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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Best Reaction To Tits Ever?





I'm a little behind on this weekend's news because of the 24-hour bender I partook in, so bear with me. The amount of joy on the little kid's face on the stairs is absolutely hysterical. He looked like he just got every toy he wanted on Christmas morning. Who knows what this little guy would've done had he seen what I witnessed in Atlantic City last night.



-Strick



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Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak Must Be A Pretty Big Asshole

Sorry about the buzz kill here but I think this is pretty interesting.




protesters carrying dead body through the streets




Some of the crazy shit going on:

-Egyptian government has blocked all internet access from the four major providers due to the recent riots.  

-Their plan is to block all methods of electronic communication such as email facebook, twitter, and text messages.  

-people have resorted to distributing pamphlets and using radio messages.  According to International Business Times one of the messages sent said, “Internet not working, police cars burning” and “Today marks a great day for Egypt.” 

-In December 2010 a fruit seller lit himself on fire in protest of the police taking away his fruit cart which sparked fury in the population that turned into massive riots.  

-civilians are reportedly forming militia groups to protect their towns and neighborhoods from looters and violence.  



Unfortunate, but interesting.


-Bodhi





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Gorilla Walks Upright





Crazy



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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Strikeforce

      So we got  Strikeforce tonight, and the there are a couple good title fights.  I'm gonna have to go with Nick Diaz and Robbie Lawler both getting the wins.  Although both fights should be close, it would be way more appealing if Mr. Santos wife was fighting considering she could probably beat his ass.  We also got Herschel Walker throwin down against another random, and the never ending Gracie family sends Roger Gracie in to the ring to embarrass the family legacy even further.  Check out the full Strikeforce Card


Main card

Diaz defeats Santos via submission (arm bar) at 4:50 of round 2 to retain the Strikeforce Welterweight Championship
Souza defeated Lawler via submission (rear naked choke) at 2:00 of round 3 to retain the Strikeforce Middleweight Championship.
Walker defeated Carson via TKO (strikes) at 3:13 of round 1.
Gracie defeated Prangley via submission (rear naked choke) at 4:19 of round 1.






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Friday, January 28, 2011

Winter X-Games 15: First Ever Triple Cork In Comp. (1440 with 3 flips)









Click HERE to here him get creepy with his board he named Nicole in the post comp. interview



Recap the whole event at HERE



Earlier tonight snowboarder Torstein Horgmo (yes that's his name) landed the first ever Triple Cork in competition to win the Snowboard Big Air final at WX15 . That is 4 spins and 3 flips over a huge gap.  This is what it looks like.



And he did it with broken ribs...Insane.



-Bodhi



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Friday Fail









OK folks, Its Friday. And if your like me, you have plans to go out and get hammered tonight or tomorrow night. But before your weekend bender begins, I wanted to remind you about my 2 weekend rules.  Booze hard, and don't be reckless like this doucher. So crack open a road soda and keep this in mind when your moving like Bernie.





Cheers Mate

-Bodhi



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Kid Dunks Himself









Wow, check this kid out.  Looks to me this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go through.  I guess it's better than him bouncin' his chicklets off the iron rim.  Go big or go home, brother.



-Strick



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Ball Girl Is A Baller









Real or Fake?



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Citrus 'kinis

The daily dime is a daily poll between two smoking bodies to see who you (the readers) think is more hotter.  Every afternoon the winner of the previous day will go against a new challenger who thinks she has what it takes to be the daily dime. If a dime can defend the title for ten days, she will be retired to the Dime Hall of Fame. Good luck ladies keep those beautiful bods in shape.



Killa Kim



Cali


Props to my girl Killa Kim for pulling out a strong win yesterday against sexy Texas.  Today I have a sweet little golden nuggy from the golden state with the appropriate name, Cali.  Shes hot and hungry for this Dime title so get out your banana boat, spritz on some oil, and lets have a good old fashioned kini burner. Good luck ladies.


Bodhi's Pick: Killa Kim



Kim vs. Cali






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Throwback Jam Of The Day

Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion







So I was watching American Idol last night and Steven Tyler belted a few notes and got me in the mood for some Aerosmith. I then decided that I should show my respect and let them be the Throwback Jam Of The Day. That and this music video reminds me of the type of video they would have on Beavis and Butthead.



-Strick



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What Happened At Winter X-Games Fifteen Yesterday

-KP (Kevin Pearce-the guy who was seriously injured before the winter Olympics) showed hes back in business.


-Your boy Shaun White showed up rocking skinny pants and a motorcycle jacket. But to no ones surprise, dominated super-pipe.  He also made his return to the slope-style event.


-Daniel Bodin won snowmobile freestyle with some dirty moves on the sled. Check out the his winning run http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6067132


-and skiers did stuff i didn't watch.








click next page for TV schedule of todays events.


Tv Schedule:









Friday, Jan. 28
Time Network Competition
12-3 p.m. ESPN2 Skiing Slopestyle Women's Final*, Skiing SuperPipe Women's Final*, Snowboard Slopestyle Men's Elimination(MUST WATCH)
1-3 p.m. ESPN 3D Snowboard Slopestyle Men's Elimination
7-10:30 p.m. ESPN Skiing SuperPipe Men's Final, Snowboard Best Method,(MUST WATCH) Snowmobile Speed & Style Final, Snowboard Big Air Final(MUST WATCH)
7-10:30 p.m. ESPN 3D Skiing SuperPipe Men's Final, Snowboard Best Method, Snowboard Big Air Final
12-1 a.m. (Sat) ESPN2 X Center








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Tiger Opens 2011 with 69

       So Tiger Woods first round of the year was a 69, and I wouldn't be surprised if a little 69 went down in the hotel room after the round.  Tiger is 5 shots off the lead and didn't look to impressive, but said that he is fresh this year and plans on returning to normal.  I personally don't watch golf unless Tiger is playing, so I hope he gets back to normal.  I got him winning 2 majors and returning to the #1 player in the world, and laying down a couple hundred ladies in 2011.


-Dow




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Thursday, January 27, 2011

Optical illusion?



I found this pic titled "Optical Illusion-When you see it you will run away." If it is an optical illusion, and you can see it, let me know because I looked at it for 10 minutes and I don't see it.



 -Bodhi



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Prank of The Week

Chick Bangs Dude



I'm not sure if this is considered a prank or just bad ass on the girls part.  I think its hilarious though. His face in slow mo is classic. I dig a chick that isnt afraid to get stupid. 







-Bodhi



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Antonio Cromartie Tweets That He Will Smash Matt Hasselbeck's Face In

Fanhouse -"Somebody ask Cromartie if he knows what CBA stands for," Hasselbeck declared via his Twitter account, @Hasselbeck.



The tweet was quickly removed. But not soon enough, it seems, for Cromartie.



"hey Matt if u have something to then say it be a man about it. Don't erase it. I will smash ur face in," Cromartie fired back from @A_Cromartie31.




Let me start off by saying that I cannot stand the Jets.  I also think that Cromartie is a complete idiot. Not only can he not remember his kid's names (see above picture), but  he's threatening Matt Hasselbeck over Twitter?  I'm taking Hasselbeck by 4th round TKO.



-Strick

 

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Genius

 The 12 Can Ammo Belt by Hops Holster

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Respectable



-Bodhi





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Check out this Baseball Name Hall of Fame



Baseball Name Hall of Fame 



I would have to say my personal favorite is Urban Socker.

 -Dow



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Winter X games Fifteen New Event




All 8 competitors










If you want to know the full set of rules check out the link above.  I just wanted to give my bro double J (Jeremy Jones) some props for his video.  My friends, this guy is an innovator, he is the real deal.  At 34 YEARS OLD he is still shredding harder than most.  I mean the dude cranked off a double wall-ride transfer big spin like it was his job. You gotta respect that.  So, to you Jer-dog, keep your tips up and keep getting nectar on the slopes.  Legends never die.




-Bodhi



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Battle of the Daisy Dukes





  The daily dime is a daily poll between two smoking bodies to see who you (the readers) think is hotter. Every afternoon the winner of the previous day will go against a new challenger who thinks she has what it takes to be the daily dime. If a dime can defend the title for ten days, she will be retired to the Dime Hall of Fame. Good luck ladies keep those beautiful bods in shape.










KIM



TEXAS
Ok, Im not sure what happened to the poll results yesterday but last I checked it was 6 to 3 for m'lady Texas.  So today I thought it would only be fair to challenge her with another tantalizing pair of Daisy Dukes. Im not sure where the she is from so I gave her the name Kim.  Anyways ladies, its time to slap on some lip gloss and make us sweat. Good luck to you both, and may the best bod win.



-Bodhi's pick: Its been real Texas, I'm going with Killa Kim



TEXAS VS. KIM





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Urban Dictionary Word of the Day



 Squid Job



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Throwback Jam Of The Day

City High - What Would You Do (Circa 2001)







I chose this jam for 2 reasons:

   A.  This song was a Top 10 hit in 2001 and used to own TRL every afternoon after school when I was 14.

   B.  I remember catching the episode of Intervention when group member, Robby Pardlo, was the addict.  He would crush Vodka and Coors Light like it was his job, and talk about being depressed when he found out the lead singer, Claudette, was bangin' the other dude in the group. ( Actual episode screen-shot below)





-Strick



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Chad Craving More Attention





       It seems Chad is craving even more attention and changing his last name back to Johnson. This guy never seems to just give up and admit he was out of his prime three years ago.  Might just be me, but I don't think changing your name and even your team is gonna get you anywhere close to the Super Bowl.  Give it up Chad your a joke.  Stick with what your good at and stay on T.V. where people can laugh at you.

 -Dow





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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Life is Awesome



       I am gonna have to side with Nik Richie on this one.  Charlie Sheen is a stud who does what he wants when he wants.  This guy makes close to 2 million dollars an episode of "Two and a Half Men,"  Parties in Las Vegas constantly, and pulls any girl he wants when he wants.  As for him messing up the little kids future from the show, that is a joke.  Everyone knows child celebrities are doomed from the beginning anyway.



-Dow



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Daily Dime

The daily dime is a daily poll between two smoking bodies to see who you (the readers) think is more attractive/bangable/hot. Whatever you want to call it. Every afternoon the winner of the previous day will go against a new challenger who thinks she has what it takes to be the daily dime. If a dime can defend the title for ten days, she will be retired to the Dime Hall of Fame. Good luck ladies keep those beautiful bods in shape.





SWEDEN





TEXAS


Looks like Sweden took the title yesterday. Unfortunately she defeated my girl Brazil, but we have a strong competitor today coming to you from a little place I like to call TEXAS.  So to my sexy, southern sweetheart...put your daisy dukes up and lets get ready to rumble.  Good luck ladies. 



Bodhi's pick: Tex-ass

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Sweden vs. Texas







Carlos Boozer Sleeping Around With Chick From The Bachelor?





If this is true can you really be that surprised?  A married, professional athlete ALLEGEDLY beatin' cheeks with a chick from a reality show where your battling 20 other chicks for 1 dude that you may or may not actually care about. Now get this, her name is Michelle Money, and she's shopping her story to a tabloid magazine.  We haven't seen this before, have we?  If what Boozer is saying is true and he was in fact separated at the time, then it's a quality pull.



-Strick



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Throwback Jam Of The Day

Smilez and Southstar - Tell Me (Circa 2002)







I would've never remembered this song unless my boy Martelli posted the video on Facebook about a week ago.  This brought back some great memories of what I consider a great time in music.  Lyrics aren't mind-blowing, but who gives a shit.  Bump this jam and try to have a bad day...no chance.  Enjoy.



-Strick



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Watch This Chick Get Stuffed.





The show is called  "My Strange Addiction" Wednesday night on TLC



I heard about this on the radio last week and my first impression was, "damn that's great TV." Elliot in the Morning said that she gets her couch snacks used off craigslist. Its gross enough that you're eating yellow couch foam, but other people's soiled-ass cushions is too much.  In the article from ET it says "She's eaten over 200 pounds of couch cushion in her lifetime – seven couches and two chairs, and even her mother's shoulder pads – and has issues of blockage in her stomach and upper intestine."  My dog doesn't even eat that stuff and I have seen him eat his own poop.

It just shows you what kind of people are running around these days. Other episodes featured more weirdos, all females (sorry ladies not saying your all dumb) who ate goodies like chalk, comet, and human hair. These people blow my mind. Not because what they are doing is disgusting, but because I just can't figure out how they decide to put these things in their mouth and why they continue to eat them after they obviously taste like shit. I'm guessing couch lady ran out of ho hos and thought the nasty ass couch cushion could suffice. Anyway, I guess hoagies and happy meals just don't cut it anymore in the food game, but at least she can say she has a little more cushion for the pushin.









-Bodhi

Morning Dew

       With talks starting to swirl about Minnesota dealing Rickey Rubio I wanted to get some opinions.  His wish list is said to be New York, Boston and Miami.  We wouldn't think that Boston or New York would pursue him being that they have Rondo and Raymon Felton playing extremely well.  With that said that leaves the Heat.  Imagine the Heat with an above average point-guard running the fast break with the big 3, they could be undefeated next year like everyone speculated for this season. I'm sure Lebron and Dwade wouldn't be complaining to much.
        Moving on from basketball I wanted to discuss the Morning Dew that Rubio seems to be rocking in the middle of his chest. I get the fact that he is Euro and everything but good gosh man you gotta do something with that.  It seems he has shaved off all his chest hair except in the very center.  Maybe he is planning on starting a new trend or something but I doubt it will catch on Rickey.






Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Daily Dime

SWEDEN VS. BRAZIL




BRAZIL



SWEDEN








Lets kick off the first ever Daily Dime with a tough match up between two respectable challengers. A gorgeous blond purebred Swede (bottom) and an exotic caramel cutie from beautiful Brazil. (top)


-bodhi's pick: they both butter my biscuit but someone has to win so...Brasilia



Best Cry Ever Vs. Bloodsport Cry


               Throwback Jam Of The Day                

White Town - Your Woman (Circa 1997)f



            The Morning Dew              
Herschel Walker making a return to NFL? 


Did I hear Herschel Walker is thinking about returning to the NFL?  "I've told everyone that at 50 I might try football again to show people I can do that," Walker said on Monday during a conference call to promote his upcoming fight. "I want to be the George Foreman of football, come back and do that one more time."  Give me a break Herschel you're 50 years old, nobody wants to see you tarnish your legacy like Brett Favre.


If anyone keeps up with MMA Herschel just won a decision over Greg Nagy a couple months back and has another fight coming up for Strikeforce.  Now if anyone saw the fight they would realize how much of a jabroni the other guy was.  Throw any top 40 light heavyweight at him and he will get KO'd in the first round.  I doubt the NFL has plans to play third string line backers against this guy. I hope for his sake he doesn't take action on those ridiculous words.


-Dow







Monday, January 24, 2011

Aussie Rules Football Is Gnar.









I thought Australians were awesome when I saw Crocodile Dundee for the first time, but these guys are crazy. I watched a few matches of this man game on late night TV and its actually pretty entertaining. I haven't figured out the rules yet but I could watch these aussie meatheads blast each other up and down the field all day.  American football will always be the best form of football but this game is so intense, it would give Roger Goodell a poop stain. So to my bros down under I say G'day mate and thanks for being gnarly.





 Watch the guy in the blue and yellow at about 4 minutes 30 seconds. I'm almost confident his head fell off.









-Bodhi
Crazy Putt-Putt Shot Scream Fest




Best Putt Putt Golf Shot Ever - Watch more Funny Videos



  Normally I would call these guys out about the fact that it looks like they are balls deep in a night full of bro bonding on the mini links, but that shot was pretty respectable so Im going to let it slide.  For that reason I give this video two high fives and chest bump.  





-bodhi

 
Fitness Legend Jack LaLanne Tribute













































First things first, this guy was an absolute beast.  He was exercising every single day until the day he died at 96 freakin' years old.  He preached a healthy, active, positive life with a never say die attitude.  Most guys still tickin' at 96 are either sleeping 20 hours out of the day or having a hard time controlling their bodily functions.  One of my favorite quotes from him reads,   "Remember this: your body is your slave; it works for you."  The world needs more Jack LaLannes.  I'm gonna go pump out some push-ups and sit-ups right now.  Rest in peace my good man.  



-Strick 
Dunk Contest Competitors Announced








With the NBA dunk contest quickly approaching I wanted to give a little highlight real of the only player participating this year.  Actually there are 3 other players, but we all know Blake Griffin is the only one with a fighting chance at hoisting the trophy.  Usually the dunk contest is at least a toss up, but this year is looking like a blowout.  Usually when you think of a blowout you think boring, but any fan of entertainment will be tuning in to watch this one man show throw down some jams.

-Dow 
Jay Cutler getting ripped on Twitter by his NFL colleagues







































It didn't take long before Jay Cutler was put on blast by players around the NFL yesterday after he exited the game in the 3rd quarter with an apparent knee injury. Maurice Jones-Drew was one of the first to acknowledge his displeasure with the Bears signal-caller. @Jones_Drew32 tweets, "All I'm saying is that he can finish the game on a hurt knee... I played the whole season on one..." Next it was former Bucs great Derrick Brooks getting in on the fun. "HEY there is no medicine for a guy with no guts and heart," tweets @DBrooks55.   Ouch, that last one stung a bit.  Jay Cutler already is one of the most disliked players in the league right now, and this certainly didn't earn him any fans outside of Chicago.  Hell, he probably lost fans in Chicago after that game.  Shake it off Jay, Skip Bayless still has your back.


-Strick