NBA Playoffs Round 2 Predictions

The road to the finals has entered round 2.  The intensity turns up and I'm gonna let you know who doesn't crack under the pressure.



Memphis Grizzles vs. OKC

 This was obviously my easiest pick considering I have OKC in the finals.  I like how Memphis played in round one but I thought they played against an old and overrated Spurs team.  OKC is young and will run all over Memphis.  Nobody on Memphis will be able to stop Durant or Westbrook.  The fact that Memphis big men ran shop in the first round will have no relevance in this series.  OKC made themselves a legit contender when the added  Perkins to the line up.  Him and Ibaka will be able to hold down the two big men that are Memphis only chance.  OKC in 6.  I almost went with 5.



Celtics Vs. Heat

Now comes the hardest series to choose. This series is definitively going to seven games in my opinion.  I like the Celtics because of team defense and depth.  The Heat rely on the big three to much to beat a veteran team like the Celtics in a seven game series.  This is the last year I think the Celtics have a chance at the title and they know it.  The big three just need one more year and a couple more pieces to win a championship.  The lack of good centers for the Celtics won't mean anything because the Heat are equally as bad.



Bulls vs. Hawks

The Bulls could possibly sweep this series.  I watched a game late in the season where the Bulls beat the Hawks by around 40 points. The Hawks looked like little punks getting pushed around on the court.  The Bulls are too strong at every position to even worry about the Hawks.   I will give the Hawks one game and saw the Bulls win in 5 games.



Mavericks vs. Lakers

Gotta go with LA here.  I think Kobe and the big boys will step up in this series.  The Mavericks are girlie on the inside and Pau and Bynum know it.  The Mavs can drop points with anyone in the league but they can't defend the Lakers by a long shot.  The Lakers slump lingers a little bit into this series and the Mavs push it to 7 games with the Lakers coming out on top.



-Dow



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Epic Royal Wedding Pic

 Damn she still did this after she was married.  I thought wives gave that up after marriage.  Keep her around my friend.



-Dow



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Did Taco Bell Make This Former Teacher Walk Through An Elementary School Naked?

 The Smoking Gun - A teacher who stripped off his clothes and walked naked around a Georgia
elementary school gave cops a New Age explanation for his behavior,
claiming that he had achieved a "new level of enlightenment" and "wanted
everybody to be free now that his third eye was open," according to a police report.



According to cops, fellow teachers reported that Porter “did not drink
sodas or other canned beverages and maintained a strict vegan diet” and
was not known to take drugs or drink alcohol. “However on the date in
question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco
bell to get tacos for lunch,” reported Officer Khari Reed.



Not only does T-Bell jam up your bowels for 2 days, but it's starting to make middle-aged men jam out with their ham out in an elementary school.



-Strick



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Sheena Rote Vs. Jaimia Bernhardt-Daily Dime

Sheena Rote

Jaimie Bernhardt

As a result of the tie yesterday, Sheena moves on.  So today she will square off against Jaimie Bernhardt for what should be a good battle.  Jaimie is a 26 year old fitness model from Ohio with a great set of boobs who looks poised and ready to give my girl Sheena a tough time in the ring.  Good luck ladies.




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-Bodhi's Pick: sticking with Sheena

Sheena Vs. Jaimie

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Locker Room Beat Down

First of all, make sure you turn your volume down before you start this clip because I almost crapped my pants.  

I couldnt tell what these two young bucks where beefing about or what was being said, but I have to respect a white boy gaining some much needed street cred in the concrete jungle known as the locker room.  Thats a smart little scrapper, he knew he couldnt throw fists with that guy so he played the rope-a-dope for 3 rounds then pounced with the ferocity of a Bengal tiger.  Good work young grasshopper, just know that street cred comes with a price.  Now you have to defend it.



-Bodhi



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Mr. Bean At The Royal Wedding?

Sadly, he must be considered a British superstar. I don't even wanna provide a video of his show or movies.  They are that bad.



-Strick



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Braves Pitcher, Derek Lowe, Arrested For DUI In Atlanta

Lowe was pulled over around 10 p.m in Atlanta for reckless driving and improper lane change.  The officer smelled booze coming from Lowe's Porsche, prompting him to issue a sobriety test.  Lowe refused, was arrested, and his car was impounded. 



Not a good week for the Bravo's PR guy.  First, pitching coach Roger McDowell was accused and apologized for making gay slurs, along with threatening gestures toward Giants fans.  Now they have one of their clubhouse leaders getting behind the wheel while he's loaded.  Get a new haircut, Derek.  You look like a parrot head that just left a Jimmy Buffet concert.



-Strick



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UFC 129 Preview

 This is probably one of the best cards of the year so far, and could be the best card at the end of the year.  There are so many headliner fights that could carry any card which makes this a must watch.  Check out my picks and let me know what you think, not that I care because I'm right anyway.



GSP vs. Jake Shields

 After tons of debate I had to go with the Canadian Bacon GSP.  This dude could beat any fighter at any facet of MMA.  He is by far the best wrestler in his weight class and arguably all of MMA.  His boxing is not the best, but let's be honest neither is Jake Shields.  I have them about even in that category.  They are both good at BJJ but I give the slight edge to Shields.  I sadly see this fight going to a decision if Shields can hold up on his cardio.  I would love to see a KO or a submission but each fighter is too smart to let that happen.  Shields looked shaky with his cardio in his last fight at 170 so that could decide the fight.




Jose Aldo vs. Mark Hominick

Let me first say bringing these weight classes to UFC was the best thing that ever happened to the sport.  All the cards from now on are going to be stacked.  Hominick is riding a 5 fight win streak but hasn't beat anyone that I know of.  He is fighting by far the best fighter in the division in Jose Aldo.  I don't see much of a challenge for Jose in this fight or in any fight in this division for a long time to come.  He might need to think about moving up to lightweight after a couple more domination.  Jose Aldo wins by KO in 1st round.



Vladimir Matyushenko vs. Jason Brilz

 I watched the last fight with Brilz and actually thought he beat Little Nogueira which is pretty fucking respectable.  As for Vlad the only fight I have watched was John Jones and I wasn't impressed to much.  I am saying this will be a slug fest with Brilz getting a second round KO.



Randy Couture vs. Lyoto Machida

It's a sad day when a legend like Randy Couture announces his career will be ending after this fight.  We just hope he doesn't pull a bitch move like Brett Favre and come back 8 different times.  I have Randy going out on top with a ground and pound win over Machida.  I have always hated Machida's pussy style.  I think Randy comes out with an immediate take down and runs the whole fight on the ground.  Machida has no ground game and will get out wrestled all night long.  His only hope is stuffing the old mans take downs.




Mark Bocek vs. Ben Henderson

First off mad props to Ben Henderson for probably the best fight in MMA history vs. Anthony Pettis.  Although he didn't win he put on a great show and I think it was the best ever bar a long shot.  Bocek is clearly going for the submission in this fight, but Henderson is too strong and a solid wrestler that I don't see this fight making it to the ground.  Henderson earns a KO in the third.



-Dow



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Get Smoke Like That Blunt

At first I thought this Fat Joe wannabe was just wasting my time, then he goes and gets smoked by that blunt and TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF.  That's what you call some fucking BIN LADEN WEED, strait murdering kids.



-Dow



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Spend Some Time With Yelena Noah - Joakim Noah's Sister

With the Chicago Bulls in the hunt for the NBA Title we bring you Joakim Noah's sister Yelena Noah. I don't think she did to bad considering she has the same genes as Joakim.

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Chair Dancing With Paper Plates. The Next Big Thing In Exercise?

The amount of unintentional comedy and epic sweat-suit color schemes is off the charts. 



-Strick



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John Daly Talks About Ellen Woods Not Giving Tiger any Pooty Tang

John Daly made an appearance on 790 The Zone the morning talking about Tiger Woods and their conversation about his marriage.

• 790AM: Did you ever talk to Tiger?


• John: I did, last year at the PGA and what we
  talked about–I couldn’t even fathom of telling you guys because it’s a
  personal conversation. But it made me relieved of what Tiger was going
  through….does he have a reason? Yes. And that reason is something I
  don’t want to talk about. But I told him if you would have come out and
  told the world what was going on (after the night of the incident) and
  not listen to your agents…this story would have ended in one day. And he
  says, I know, I know, I just had to listen to everybody… You’re looking
  at a guy all the way to his college days, it was golf, golf, golf..He
  didn’t have a chance to find out what woman we’re like…until his late
  teens, 20′s.


• 790AM: Once you put that ring on your finger, you don’t get that opportunity anymore…


• John: Well, you should if your wife is good to
  you and makes loves to you when you want to be made love to….my exes,
  they didn’t want to have sex anymore. And when that happens, if you’re
  not going to give it to me, I’m going to get it from somewhere else. Is
  that adultery? Maybe so. But from what I understand, when you’re
  married, they’re supposed to give it to you.


• 790AM: Can Tiger Woods go up to a podium or a
  microphone, and say, here’s the deal, I’m not getting it anymore and
  quite honestly I’ve had enough?


• John: Exactly.  That’s what I did.

 John Daly is a legend.  This dude should start teaching classes.  If your not getting any pussy from your damn wife then what the hell is your next move?  Sit around for the rest of your life and wish you were getting pussy?  I'm not sure many people would get in-front of a microphone and say that to the world, but that doesn't change the fact that every guy thinks it.  The only thing he should regret is staying with her while he was getting his strange, but you live and you learn.  Next time get the hell out of there asap and don't mess up the relationship with your kids.



-Dow





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Ozzie Guillen Tossed From Game Then Tweets About It

 Here is the video of Ozzie Guillen getting ejected last night.  This was a pretty intense video of Ozzie arguing balls and strikes.  After the ejection Ozzie went strait to twitter and posted this message "This one going to cost me a lot money this is patetic."  You gotta love the hell outa this guy.  He has no care in the world about saying what is on his mind. 



Now that steroids are out of baseball and the home run chases are done, baseball needs someone like this to keep it interesting.  I'm glad he can spell well also, "patetic?"  Come on Ozzie.  Get your shit together.  If your gonna be talking shit to these umpires on a regular basis you gotta do it so they can fucking understand you.  Nonetheless keep up the good shit talking for all of us.



-Dow





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1 Year-Old Boy Signs With Dutch Soccer Club VVV-Venlo

Above is the video caught the eye of Dutch club VVV-Venlo and prompted them to sign 18-month-old, Baerke van der Meij, to a 10-year professional contract.  The contract has been called a "symbolic" one and reeks more like a publicity stunt.  The club went the whole 9 yards and even had the boy come in for a training session, as well as a contract signing.

Try forging that signature. 

-Strick



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Throwback Jam of The Day : Weezer - Undone -The Sweater Song (1994)

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8 Year Old Dominates Dance Off

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This vid is like 5 months old but its still legit.  Its probably safe to say that this kid gets more asian ass than the driver seat of a Nissan Skyline. Good work Jr. That old poser just got served.



-Bodhi



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Sheena Rote Vs. Kristy Ann-Daily Dime

Sheena Rote

Kristy Ann

Kristy Ann is a busty blonde from PA with a degree in creating boners.  She is 30 years old but still seems to have plenty of mileage left on that chassis.  If she ever becomes a pornstar she should change her name to Kristy Kreme...Just a thought. Good luck ladies.



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Bodhi's Pick: Sheena

Sheena Vs. Kristy

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Regular Dude With Viking Instinct

I dont know about you, but I thought this vid was hilarious.  I have seen people stand their ground and intimidate lions and bears on animal planet so I know it can be done, but those people where trained professionals.  Im pretty sure this meat-head just did it out of pure manliness and Viking instinct.  Good work Sven, you really had that baby moose shook.



-Bodhi



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Gary Neal Hits Buzzer Beater Trey To Send Spurs Into Overtime

Me and some guys were at Hooters and left right before this play happened since chances of the Spurs tying the game looked slim.  I get home and see that of all the people on the floor, Gary Neal hits the clutch 3-ball to tie the game.  Memphis better end this series next game at home because if it goes to a Game 7, Manu and the Spurs got the series on lock.



-Strick 



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Huge Tornado Barely Misses Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium

Close call for the Crimson Tide.  Tough day for the South and our thoughts go out to everyone affected.  Roll Tide. 



-Strick



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Danilo Gallinari in TakeaSheet Ad

 Holy shit this ad is genius.  Check out the facebook page http://www.facebook.com/TakeaSheet.  This is an ad for a little sheet that goes on your tongue and gives you energy.  I can't say that I have heard about it before, but after seeing this they might have just earned a sale from me. Mad props.



-Dow



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Worst Call in MLB History

I couldn't find a video because the MLB sucks but check out this terrible call Here.  The umpire had ridiculously good position as Reyes slid into third base.  Reyes had his hand on the bag for a good three seconds before the dumb-ass umpire called him out.



-Dow



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Peyton Hillis Wins Madden 2011 Cover

ESPN -  Hillis was announced Wednesday as the winner of the fan vote, under way since March 21, on
"SportsNation" on ESPN2. In all, almost 13 million votes were cast -- including more than 1 million in the final.



The 10th-seeded Hillis overwhelmingly defeated Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick,
seeded third, garnering 66 percent of the vote in the final of the
32-player bracket to become the cover of this year'’s version of the
popular NFL video game franchise. This is the first year fans were
allowed to vote for the game's cover.



Damn right Peyton.   When's the last time a white boy was on the Madden cover that wasn't a QB?  Doubt that has ever happened.  You gotta respect a white boy running back more than anything else in sports.



Don't get me wrong I wasn't a Vick hater by any means, but he has already been on the cover before and Peyton Hillis was the break-out player of the year in my opinion.  Hopefully the great white hope doesn't get the madden curse and get hurt this year.



-Dow



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Jason Hunter Stabbed

ESPN - DETROIT -- Detroit police say Denver Broncos defensive end Jason Hunter has been stabbed and taken to a local hospital.



Officer Dan Donakowski says Hunter was stabbed Wednesday, but didn't
have any additional information, including where the incident took
place, who was responsible and Hunter's condition. The hospital wasn't
disclosed.



The Broncos released a statement Wednesday saying they
were aware of the report of Hunter's stabbing and were in the process of
gathering more information.



"Our thoughts are with Jason, and we
are hopeful he makes a quick recovery," the team said. "Out of respect
for his privacy, we will not have additional comment on the matter at
this time."



Hunter is a five-year pro who also has played for the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers.



The stabbing comes only days after police in Florida said Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall, a former Bronco, was stabbed with a kitchen knife by his wife.





I am interested to see where and how this took place.  I think these players are seeing a little bad karma from this whole locket shit.  Let's get some details Broncos.



-Dow





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Charles Barkley Doing CrossFit Workout ; Upstaged By Fembot

During the video I found myself not even watching Chuck, but watching the fembot in the red sports-bra go HAM on some serious weight.  The best was at 0:20 where Barkley rests for a second on the pull-up bar, looks over to the fembot with a look like, "how in the hell is this bitch not tired yet?"  He then proceeds to pathetically swing his legs up.  Chuck, your the best.   



-Strick



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College Chick Gives Professor Ex-Lax Cookies

UPI - WAUSAU, Wis., April 26 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin woman accused of giving
laxative-laced cookies to her college professor was ordered to pay a
$300 fine.




Becky Riiser, 38, of Wausau, pleaded no contest Thursday to three
misdemeanor disorderly conduct charges and was fined after prosecutors
agreed to reduce the original felony charge of placing a foreign object
in food, the Wausau Daily Herald reported Monday.




Riiser admitted to investigators she had placed cookies laced with
ex-lax outside the office door of University of Wisconsin Marathon
County biology Professor Aruni Pehl-DeSilva in December 2009. The
professor became ill after eating one of the cookies, prosecutors said.




"It was supposed to be a stupid, practical joke," Riiser wrote in a
January 2010 apology letter to Pehl-DeSilva. "It was something I didn't
think through."

I have to admit, there was more than one teacher in my day that I would have loved to do this too.  Props to this girl for having the balls to do it.  What is $300 dollars anyway?  It's the embarrassment of getting caught that is the worst penalty.

-Dow



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Jerry Hairston Jr. Tries to Give This Ball a Blowjob

The Nationals suck and Jerry Blows.  Good news for Jerry is that the ball stayed fair, so he must not blow much.





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Titties And Carrot Cake

Thug Friends "Titties and Carrot Cake" from Absolutism on Vimeo.



Titties and carrot cake? Sounds like a bad equation for a good time. Id like to chill with the thug friends if theyre munching titties.



-Bodhi



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Sheena Rote Vs. Christie Campbell-Daily Dime

Sheena Rote

Christie Campbell

Meet today's challenger Christie Campbell. A 20 year old model from Buffalo, New York, she thinks she has what it takes to challenge my girl Sheena for the daily dime. It may be wishful thinking by Christie, but we'll see whos shit dont stink after the tribe has spoken.  Good luck ladies.



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Sheena Vs. Christie

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Throwback Jam of the Day : Guns N Roses - Paradise City (1988)

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Is This The Most Enthusiastic Cubs Fan Ever?

Chick is either giving Starlin Castro the death stare for making 3 errors in one inning or just ate a bad batch of Wrigley Field's helmet nachos.  Judging by the look of fear from her blanket-mate, I'm saying it was the nachos.



-Strick



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Ryan Raburn With Some Home Run Help

This brings back bad memories of the state quarterfinals game my high school team played in 2004.  That play is just hard to do even if you try.  I mean the ball bounced a good 12 feet off the palm of his glove.  At least he didn't go Canseco on it and let it bounce off his melon to help it go over the wall.

-Strick



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Kobe Bryant Gives Dunk Lessons To The Hornets

So much for a messed up foot/ankle.  Kobe gave facials all night last night to see the Lakers take a 3-2 series lead.  The only problem is deciding which one is better.





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Albert Haynesworth Indicted On Sexual Abuse of Restaurant Server

ESPN -- Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth
was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly
fondling the breast of his server in a hotel restaurant in Washington.



A
grand jury returned an indictment formally charging Haynesworth over
the alleged incident at a downtown Washington hotel in the early hours
of Feb. 13. If convicted, the 29-year-old two-time All-Pro faces up to
six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.



According to the U.S. attorney's office, the government's evidence
shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server's
dress and fondled her breast.



Haynesworth's attorney, A. Scott
Bolden, called the charge disappointing and regretful and said it would
be a difficult case for the government to prove. Haynesworth is innocent
and several witnesses would vouch that the alleged conduct never
happened, Bolden said.



"We maintain his innocence, and now the fight begins," Bolden said.



Telephone
and e-mail messages left for Haynesworth's agent, Chad Speck, were not
immediately returned. Redskins spokesman Tony Wyllie said the team
referred all calls to Haynesworth and his agent.



Haynesworth is
also currently facing charges in Virginia for allegedly punching a man
during a road-rage assault. His trial is scheduled for May. At one point
last summer, he was also involved in lawsuits from a bank, an exotic
dancer, a man injured in an automobile accident and complaints from his
ex-wife that he wasn't paying for her health insurance or their
children's bills.



Haynesworth's attorney is an idiot.  I'm sure plenty of people at the hotel were starring at Fat Albert the whole time he was there.  On top of that nobody wants this worthless piece of shit on their team anyway so I'm sure they will all be willing to testify against him.    This dude breaks laws and harass' people like it's his fucking job, lock his ass up please.



-Dow



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Tony Allen Gets Grizzly Haircut

 Grizzlies guard Tony Allen sports his new dew after the Grizzlies go up 3-1 on the Spurs.  I'm not sure he should have done this until they closed the series.  I still think if anyone can come from down 3-1 to win it, it would be the best regular season team in the NBA.  You might have just woken up a sleeping giant Tony, and I'm not talking about the giant POS on the back of your head.



-Dow



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Police Beat Bitch at A-Town IHOP

Let's start with the cop trying to give this chick a pimp slap across the face to start the video.  I doubt he thought she would start throwing hay-makers after he did that.



Next comes the right hook from the cop after dodging a couple out of control bombs by the classy lady.  I pretty much give the right away to women unless you are trying to hit a cop.  Cops get a free pass to take out anyone that is giving them shit.



I think the most impressive thing by this chick is that it took two cops to take her down with form tackles.  The bald fucker is getting dragged around by this line-backer chick before she is finally tripped up.  A-Town keeps it real.



P.S. Why do all breakfast places attract fights?



-Dow





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Double Dream Feet

The sequel to Double Dream Hands.  This guy aint right.  



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Jay Cutler Gets Engaged To Kristin Cavallari

 People - Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari got one sweet surprise while on vacation in Mexico with her NFL beau Jay Cutler.




A source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE that Cutler proposed over the weekend during their getaway in Cabo San Lucas.


"He surprised her with a quick trip to Cabo to ask her to marry him," the source says.





Normally I would stray away from posting about pussies such as Jay Cutler unless it is something negative, but this officially makes Kristin Cavallari a sports WAG.  Whenever we get new sports WAG's you get pictures.

Kristin Cavallari Pictures

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