Fatass Get Fused to Chair After Sitting in it For Two Years Strait

HAHAHA, fat fuck. I don't understand why people hate on fat asses so much, they make for the best laughs. Did that reporter say that his GIRLFRIEND served him food everyday? Please tell me they don't have sex. The bad smell from the house probably comes from below the chair. Where do you think this guy shits and pisses if he doesn't get out of the chair? This could be the funniest/most interesting story of all time. So many unanswered questions.



-Dow



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