The Moist Maker: A Dance of Seduction

Epic mullet + Epic dance + Shark tooth necklace + Epic Ron burgundy banana hammock = 1 MOIST 80's slut with river hair (hair after a boat ride). Nothing says sexy like a Hulkamania themed wife beater/bologna bag combo. Thanks guy, for being an enormous douche.



-Bodhi



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