Blame this solely on the idiot thinking "Piano Man" is a "let me wave my lighter around like it's a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert" type of song. It looked like your typical bro karaoke performance until that kid decided to ignite his boy's lettuce.
Actually, at second glance this looks like no accident at all. The dude with the lighter was looking straight at his boy's hair when it lit up. I give him props if this was a deliberate plan to delay his boy from jumping into the bottomless pit of marriage.
-Strick
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