Aussie Rules Football Is Gnar.
I thought Australians were awesome when I saw Crocodile Dundee for the first time, but these guys are crazy. I watched a few matches of this man game on late night TV and its actually pretty entertaining. I haven't figured out the rules yet but I could watch these aussie meatheads blast each other up and down the field all day. American football will always be the best form of football but this game is so intense, it would give Roger Goodell a poop stain. So to my bros down under I say G'day mate and thanks for being gnarly.
Watch the guy in the blue and yellow at about 4 minutes 30 seconds. I'm almost confident his head fell off.
-Bodhi