Thursday, May 5, 2011
This Guy Got High on Bath Salt and Killed His Neighbor's Goat
WV Gazette - CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts
killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his
bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt.
Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department.
Mark Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road, is charged with animal cruelty
after police got a call from a woman who said he stole her goat at about
3:15 a.m. Monday, Stover said.
Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson. They named the male goat Bailey after a female character on the Disney Channel television show "The Suite Life on Deck."
"The baby just loved him," she said.
Powers' nephew, Joshua Pollis, got a call from a neighbor early Monday morning, she said.
"They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house and
he'd better come and get it," she said. "They called my nephew because
he'd been there before."
Pollis and two women walked into Thompson's house looking for the goat,
according to the criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate
Court.
The three entered the house and made their way to Thompson's bedroom door when Thompson spoke to them, Powers said.
"He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers said. "But they
opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on
women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere.
It was just a scene."
Thompson ran out the front door when Pollis asked him about the dead goat in his room, according to the complaint.
Police got a search warrant for the house, and searched the woods for Thompson. They found him several hours later.
Thompson allegedly told police he was on bath salts for about three days.
When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door
of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front
door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat
wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its
neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine
photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.
Just like a squirrel, always trying to get a nut. West Virginia people are fucking crazy. At least it was a goat and not his sister or some shit. Wait did I really just say at least it was a goat? This story just made me a sicko some how.
-Dow
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