Chad Ochocinco's House Has Some Sick Aquariums

Chad Ochocinco is apparently a big fish guy.  These tanks are located in his crib and they are a little over the top.  I think I would be down with the top picture, but the bottom picture is a little overboard.  I doubt I could get a good night sleep with fish swimming around my head all night.  Thanks to Sportress for the pictures.

Kim Kardashian - Jam (Turn it up) Music Video - Worst Music Video Ever??

The song combined with the terrible video could make this the worst song in music history.  I'm beginning to think I need to drop a sex tape so I can do anything I want in the world.  Kim Kardashian was unknown before her sex tape and now she can get producers to pretty much put out the worst song and music video ever made.  Sluttyness and a fat ass can take you a long ways in this world. 

The Melo League Vs. The Goodman League Dunk Show

So Melo set up the best game of the summer featuring LeBron James, Chris Paul, Carmelo Anthony, Kevin Durant and Josh Selby.  Like we all figured there would be little defense and a lot of dunking.  Check out the dunk fest and enjoy.

Shockey Saves Choking Teammate

Jeremy Shockey came to the rescue of new teammate Ben Hartsock when a piece of pork tenderloin became lodged in Hartsock's throat.



ESPN - "(Hartsock) started to go to the bathroom and I don't know if he
collapsed, but he couldn't breathe," agent Mike McCartney told the
website. "Some new guy came and tried to give him the Heimlich. It
didn't work. Then, Shockey hit him in the back pretty hard and out came
the meat. The Panthers told me it was really scary.



I'm sure Ben was pleased with the help he got from Shockey, but will Shockey make a big enough impact on the Carolina passing game to help out rookie QB Cam Newton?  That's the question most Carolina fans are wondering going into the 2011 NFL season.

Jim Rome Take on Grandpa Joe From Willy Wonka

Haha, classic Jim Rome laying into Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Get off your ass deadbeat and head down to the laundry mat.  Didn't realize Jim had that many jokes in his pocket.

Earthquake Freaks Out Fantasy 411 Hosts

Nothing like feeling an earthquake in the middle of your tv show.  These dudes had no idea what to do with themselves and it didn't look like anyone else working there was gonna help them.  Good thing they had the guy on the right that said repeatedly that he had been in an earthquake before and knows what it feels like.  Thinks for letting us know guy.

Robbie Keane Wife Claudine Keane Is Hot

 

Today's hot chick is Claudie Keane wife of the newest LA Galaxy star Robbie Keane.  Robbie joined the Galaxy recently and scored a goal in his first game.  More importantly he brings his smoking hot wife with him.  She is going to immediately take over the WAG colony and I feel bad for any WAGs that try and challenge her.  Check out some more pics of her by clicking Keep Reading below.

emma watson cute face

LeBron James Afraid of Jumping Off High Dive

Not sure how many time LeBron has to look off the end of the board before he realizes he is jumping into water.  This just shows why LeBron can't take over a basketball game.  Dude is afraid of obstacles, especially when it comes down to crunch time.

Athletes In High School Yearbooks - Awesome Gallery

My personal favorites are this jewel of Tony Romo looking like a strait greaseball, and Tom Brady with a boss yearbook quote.  Dude was already on a high horse back in his high school days.  Check out the rest of the gallery at the SI Vault.

WNBA Makes Worst Trick Shot Video Ever

Like there wasn't already enough reasons to NOT watch the WNBA.  Thanks for the laugh ladies.

Kid Makes Faces at the Kim Kardashian Wedding

Nothing like a little kid giving a reporter hell.  It just makes it that much better that it was at the Kardashian wedding.  Heard a great line of a tv show the other night.  "My wife keeps telling me why Kim Kardashian is famous, but I just can't remember."  Someone please let me in on that because I sure as hell don't know.

Braves Fan With Epic Foul Ball Grab

My Braves are on a nice little run and currently stand 8 up in the wild card race.  They have been in the news a good amount lately for Dan Uggla's hitting streak and a couple game winning hits.  Now a fellow Braves fan just had one of the most athletic grabs in foul ball history.  Yeah yeah you could always bring up catching a foul ball in a hat or even a beer cup but I'm talking strait athleticism.  This dude showed that white boys can jump and catch at the same time.  Sign this dude up.

Plaxico Burress Makes First TD Catch After Jail Sentence

Nothing like coming back with a bang.  Plaxico said he felt like he had never left the game and it sure looked like it here.  He had a great diving catch and came down before landing out of bounds, and maybe added a little push off before the catch but whose gonna call that.

Brett Favre Impersonator Best Yet?

 

Honestly from this angle you can't tell as much as you would like, but it still looks pretty damn close to Favre.  I'm not even sure if it's safe to look exactly like Favre around Lambeau anymore.  Somebody find some better pictures so we can give this guy the credit he deserves.

California Player Almost Hit In Face At 2011 Little League World Series

Talk about a lucky day.  If that ball goes below or above his brim he is getting knocked out cold.  Good thing players rock the flat brim these days.

Brock Lesnar Shooting Prairie Dogs and Talking UFC Title

Brock Lesnar is back and hopefully better than ever.  Brock came out with this video earlier this week showing him and his brother blowing away some prairie dogs in North Dakota.  Brock discusses his latest surgery and how he wants to get his UFC title belt back.  Being a huge Brock fan I was happy to see that his mind was still on the UFC.  I hope he gets back sooner than later because the heavyweight division needs a bear like Brock bullying people around.  Good luck bro.

Georgetown Basketball Team Fights Against Chinese Basketball Team Bayi Rockets

Washington Post - What began as a goodwill trip to China for the Georgetown men’s
basketball team turned violent Thursday night, when its exhibition game
against the Bayi Rockets deteriorated into a melee during which players
exchanged blows, chairs were thrown and spectators tossed full water
bottles as Hoyas players and coaches headed to the locker room at
Olympic Sports Center Stadium.

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Is it me or does it look like the Chinese ball boy did more damage than any of the players on either team.  Dude showed no remorse with a strait foot stomp on a grounded opponent.  That shit is even banned in the UFC.

Lionel Messi Goal Vs. Real Madrid, Announcer Goes Wild

Gotta love soccer announcers.  Lionel Messi put on a sick show against Real Madrid and the announcer was ssssing his D.  After Guy Johnson on the list of best announcers comes pretty much every soccer announcer.

Eli Manning Compares Himself To Tom Brady

"I consider myself in that class, and Tom Brady is a great
quarterback. He's a great player, and what you've seen with him is he's
gotten better every year, and he started off winning championships, and I
think he's a better quarterback now than what he was, in all honesty,
when he was winning those championships.

It's funny, you say well he won championships, but the team, but I
think now he's grown up and gotten better every year and that's what I'm
trying to do. I kind of hope these next seven years of my quarterback
days are my best."

Whatchu talkin bout willis?  Sorry Eli, you are in no class with Tom Brady.  I think you were in a dream where your first name was Peyton. Way to many mistakes every game for Eli to be compared to any of the top QB's. 



On a brighter note I do rely on Eli every year in the 10th round of my fantasy football drafts and the dude does put up decent fantasy numbers.

Braves Win on Walk Off Again

A day after rookie Freddie Freeman hit a walk-off single for the Atlanta Braves, Martin Prado did it again.  The Giants have been in both games but can't seem to close out the Braves when it matters.  Hopefully this means something good for the Braves in the playoffs.  Here is Freddie's hit two nights ago and Prado's hit last night.

Red Sox Turn Triple Play Vs. Tampa Bay

Well it's not often you see a 5-4-3 triple play these days.  The hitter has to be a slow mother fucker to get thrown out at first after that.  These days we get the more of the awkward triple plays like in the Brewers game a couple nights ago.  It makes you appreciate the standard double play a little more.

Kobe Bryant Accused of Injuring Man at Church

CBSLA - Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant is accused of injuring a man at a Southland church.



Bryant allegedly grabbed a man’s wrist and cell phone at St. Therese of Carmel in San Diego Sunday.




The man claims Bryant thought he had taken pictures of him and his
family on his cell phone, but returned the phone after discovering there
were no pictures.




The alleged victim claims he had to go to the hospital to treat a wrist injury.




Police in San Diego are now investigating.




Bryant has not commented on the incident.



Seems like a pretty weak story as of now.  I mean Kobe gave this guy an Indian Rug Burn?  Is that what I am reading.  My guess is something more will come out of this story or this dude is just trying to get some pub for himself.  It's not like he broke his damn for or something.

LeBron James Dunked on By Asian Kid

Now high school kids are getting the best of LeBron?  He was on a tour in Asia and got his pocket picked by a little chump, then got a jam thrown down on him.  Shouldn't you be playing against guys your own size like Durant is?  Doubt getting dunked on by little kids is going to help your image.

Jim Thome Hits 600th Career Home Run

Jim Thome dropped two home runs tonight against the Tigers to get to his career 600th home run.  I was lucky enough to get to see it live and it was pretty sick.  Thome becomes only the 8th person to hit 600 career home runs and he deserves it.  He played through the steroid era with no suspicion of ever doing steroids and deserves a first ballet hall of fame induction.  Congrats to Thome.

Home Run Video

Rockies Coach Hit in the Face With Baseball During Warm-ups

This was Colorado Rockies Coach Rich Dauer getting hit in the face by a throw during warm-ups.  Not really sure how you are working on a double play drill and not watching second base?  Dude most have caught the eye of a babe in the stands and paid the price.  Shattered dreams.

Kimbo Slice With 10 Second KO in First Boxing Match

Kimbo knocked out James Wade in the first round of his first boxing match ever.  He looked like he was back in his backyard fighting some scrub from the neighborhood again but I guess you gotta start out with an easy match.  Either way he dropped a huge upper cut on the dudes chin and knocked him the hell out.  James was apparently taken out on a stretcher for precautionary reasons.  Word is that Kimbo is set to fight again on October 15th.

Sugarland Stage Collapses at Indiana State Fair

HP - Authorities said they have confirmed at least three deaths after a stage collapsed Saturday night during a storm at the Indiana State Fair, where the country group Sugarland was set to perform.




About two dozen people were reported injured in the incident at the fairgrounds in Indianapolis. Strong winds caused the stage rigging for the outdoor concert to collapse, trapping and injuring concert-goers shortly before 9 p.m.



I immediately think of the movie Final Destination when I see this video. Shit doesn't even look like real life.

Dennis Rodman and His Hall of Fame Outfit

Dennis The Menace never seems to amaze us with the gear that he brings out on a regular basis.  This was the before and after outfits he rocked on the day he was inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame.  Guess you gotta respect that he isn't changing for anything.

Ndamukong Suh Body Slams Andy Dalton

And this is why every real man is happy that the NFL is back.  Ndamukong Suh is a damn animal and if Andy Dalton can't handle it he needs to get the hell away from him.  Welcome to the NFL brother.

Tiger Shoots First Round 77 At PGA

Wow Tiger.  Three under after 5, then you shoot a fucking 77?  That's more than pathetic.  So much for Tiger getting back to his old self.  This could be the start of Tigers ultimate demise in the game of golf.  Almost looks like he is going to be missing cuts on the regular now.  Don't get me wrong I want him to kill it tomorrow, but does he even stand a chance?

Oakland Raiders Haze Rookies With Haircuts

Usually we see more hazing in the off-season, but I guess teams are getting right down to business.  The Raiders rookies didn't get off so easy.  The got these hair cuts from the veterans and they are looking pretty rough. My personal pick would be the first picture with the blooming onion on the forehead.

Bryce Harper Ejected From Minor League Game

The only thing that makes me mad about this video is that the game was against the Richmond Flying Squirrels and I wasn't there.  Being Richmond born and bread I could have easily have gone to the game and given Bryce the business.  Dude needs to realize that he ain't God and he will K every once in a while.  I love how the umpire didn't even hesitate to toss him and he slammed his helmet.

Kevin Durant Heading to Turkey to Ball?

ESPN - Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant is in the early stages of contract negotiations with the same Turkish team that has signed Deron Williams and has been pursuing Kobe Bryant, according to Durant's agent.



Agent
Aaron Goodwin told ESPN.com on Tuesday night that he has met with
officials from Turkish club Besiktas and has likewise begun exploring
opportunities for Durant in Spain and Russia. Goodwin added that playing
in China is not something Durant is considering at this time.



 UMMM, I think this new Turkish team would be able to win the damn NBA title with those two on the same team.  Not to mention they are still trying to get Kobe.  How the hell are these teams getting the money to pay these players?  I just hope we get to catch some of these games on TV.

Dan Uggla Extends Hitting Streak to 30 Games

My main meathead Dan Uggla extended his hitting streak to 30 games last night in a 4-3 win over the Marlins.  After a pathetic start to the season Uggla has been on fire in the second half and I can't be more pleased.  I can't explain how hype I was when we first got him on the team.  Although I can't really see him breaking old Joe DiMaggio's record of 56 at least it gives me something to root for because we have about a 1% chance to catch the Phillies for the NL East Title.

A.J. Burnett Ugly Hairdo

 

It's hard enough to watch this dude pitch because he sucks so much, now he is making it harder to even look at his new hairdo.  Dude looks like he should be starring in the movie Bio-Dome.  Not sure you want to make yourself more known around the Yankee fan base if you are sporting a 8-9 record and an ERA of 4.60.

Shaq and His New Gal

This is Shaq and his new girl Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander.  I don't know if the height difference is more disturbing or the Betch tits that Shaq is rocking.  I mean the dude retired a couple months ago and is already looking fat as hell.  I guess his stomach is good height for her to take a nap on though.  I really need to know what store would let him in with a nasty tank top,  jorts, and some bed time slippers.  Get yourself together Shaq.

Chad Ochocinco To Live With Patriots Fan For First Three Weeks of The Season

WEEI - New Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco said
Tuesday afternoon he’s going to pick one fan to stay with “for the first
two [or] three weeks of the season” to live with until he gets
“acclimated” to the area.






“I’m going to do something different — I’m going to stay with a fan,
probably for the first two, three weeks of the season, so that should be
fun until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around and just find
a place,” Ochocinco said after the Patriots held a nearly three-hour
practice on the fields behind Gillette Stadium.




There are some prerequisites, however.




“I’m not sure how many Boston fans I have, but I’m just going to pick
someone. I’m not sure how it’s going to work, They have to have
Internet and they have to have Xbox. That’s about it,” he said.



When you think Chad has brought out all the annoying media stunts he can possibly bring out, he goes and does this, AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF.  Haha, I can't wait to see pictures and tweets about what he is doing with some random fan. I just with I was a patriots fan.

Foul Ball Brings Out Dumpster Divers

This is Rays shortstop Shawn Rodriguez fouling a ball directly in the trash can.  A couple unruly fans get into a scuffle over the trash ball and the officials end up making them leave the ball in the trash can.  I guess if they are that hardcore it was probably like being torchered knowing the ball is right beside you and you can't have it.  Those old bastards are worse than the kids.

Adam Scott/Steve Williams Win Bridgestone

So much for getting over Tiger Woods.  Williams cashed in this weekend as he helped Adam Scott win the Bridgestone Invitational.



ESPN - The chants and cheers began as Adam Scott walked toward the 18th green to complete a command performance Sunday in the Bridgestone Invitational and win his first World Golf Championship.

But in a surreal scene at Firestone, they weren't for him.  They were for his caddie.




"Stev-ie Will-iams," they shouted as the guy carrying the bag for Scott broke into a big smile.

The celebration made it clear that Steve Williams felt vindicated after being fired last month by Tiger Woods.
The interview after it was over -- yes, he gave interviews -- made it
sound as if it was Williams who shot the 5-under 65. At one point,
Williams described himself as a "good front-runner when I'm caddying."



"I've caddied for 33 years -- 145 wins now -- and that's the best win
I've ever had," Williams told CBS Sports on the 18th green.





I find it hard to believe he was being truthful about this being the best win he has ever had.  It might feel the best right now because he can move past the Woods saga but Woods won majors on the regular and I'm guessing one of those was probably a little better.  Either way I hope Woods can get on track this weekend and put another Major in his pocket.

Michael Beasley Pushes Fan In Face In Rec Game

Apparently we are in for a pretty wild off-season for basketball.  The lockout has let players play wherever they want and they have taken to the NYC streets.  This is a game played at Dyckman Park in Washington Heights.  Michael Beasley's team was playing Kevin Durants team and Beasley was getting heckled a little more than he wanted by a fan.  Beasley went on to give him the business and shove him in the face.  Way to keep it classy Michael.

Pee-Wee Herman Shows Up at Cowboys Camp

Sadly he couple probably beat Romo's ass if he wanted to. Cowboys suck.

Stacy Keibler - Hot Chick of the Day

The internet has been going nuts the last couple of days over Stacy Keibler dating George Clooney.  That means we have to show you a shit load of pictures of Stacy to get you through the weekend.

  Check em out here.

LeBron James Backs Up Tim Tebow

ESPN - Opinion on Tim Tebow’s NFL future is clearly divided, but count
LeBron James among the many fans of the former Heisman Trophy-winning
quarterback. James took to Twitter on Wednesday, supporting Tebow and
proclaiming, “Tim Tebow will succeed in the NFL. He’s a hard worker, a
student of the game, a natural born leader and most of all a WINNER! It
takes time and he’ll be nice.” James’ tweets were in response to
comments from ESPN NFL analyst Merril Hoge’s criticism of Tebow earlier
Wednesday on Twitter and “SportsCenter.” James, the Miami Heat star who
has dealt with his own share of media criticism, then used Twitter to
back Tebow late Wednesday night. “Listened to Merril Hoge today on SC
and he was just blasting Tebow. The man hasn’t even play a full season
and its only his 2nd year in,” James wrote. “Guys get on that TV and act
like they was all WORLD when they played. How bout encouraging him and
wishing him the best instead of hating!!



As much as I hate LeBron and think he deserves being hated on I do like some Tim Tebow.  The NFL is way different than the NBA.  It takes more work to transform your game to the NFL style and learn the playbook.   Nobody expected Tebow to come in a dominate right away.  Most knowledgeable people realized it would take a couple years. He will still get in this year on some goal line plays and do what he does best.  As for hating on him I don't think Merril was hating, more so observing how far he has come as a NFL QB, which isn't very far as of now.  So I can still tell LeBron to shut the hell up and win something before he talks.

Alex Rodriguez and His Illegal Poker Game

ESPN - Major League Baseball is taking "very seriously" the allegations that Alex Rodriguez
took part in some illegal, underground poker games, one of which
reportedly turned violent, and he could face suspension if his
participation in the games is confirmed. 



"We're talking to
people involved in the investigation and we're taking this very
seriously," said an MLB executive who spoke to ESPNNewYork.com on
condition of anonymity. "Because he had been warned about this before, I
would say a possible suspension would be very much in play."



The allegations, first published by RadarOnline.com, are that the New York Yankees
third baseman played in at least two of the games, one of which took
place at the Beverly Hills mansion of a record executive at which
"cocaine was openly used and a fight nearly broke out when one of the
players refused to pay after losing "more than a half-million dollars."



Let me start off by saying I don't like A-Rod by any stretch.  The fact that some D-bag that doesn't want to pay up is the one getting him in trouble is bull shit though. Honestly if your going to play poker bring the fucking amount of money you are willing to lose and pay the fuck up.  Poker should be legal and it's fools like that that make it illegal.  The fact that cocaine was there is pointless unless he was doing lines.  A-Rod needs to get his manly ass girlfriend to beat the shit out of that guy that started the fight.

Nervous Kid Pukes During Choir Practice

Whenever I laugh for more than a minute watching a 14 second video it's a must post.  You can tell as the video starts that the kid is trying to hold something back.  Then he proceeds to give us a pre-puke preview and the ogre girl next to him spots that something is going wrong.  Last but not least he releases all hell on the kids in front of him.  Classic.

Brazilian Soccer player Kicks Ref

So let me get this strait.  You get a foul called for flopping like a girl, then you cry and throw the ball at a ref and he proceeds to give you a red card, last but not least you kick the ref like the same little girl you were flopping like.  WOW.  How the hell is soccer the number one sport in the world.  I will ask that question till the day I die. 



P.S. That ref was twice his size and would have choke slammed the shit out of that dude if he could have.

Ichiro Look Alike At Mariners Game

Very very solid look alike job by this fan getting his Ichiro on.  I can't decide if I like him or the Pau Gasol look alike better.  I guess the only way to figure out who is better is to let them fight to the death.  In that case I got Pau.

Asdrubal Cabrera's Home Run Leaves Seam Marks on Fans Knee

This happened during the Red Sox vs. Indians game Sunday night when Cabrera hit what looked to be a ball that stayed in the park but actually went out.  The Umps declared that it stayed in the park because the ball came back onto the field so fast that they thought it hit the wall.  The Umps soon reviewed the play and declared it a home run.  Not so lucky for the fan though.  I'm guessing that person's knee is shattered but at least they have a good story to tell.

Kevin Durant Balls It Up at Rucker Park

NY POST - Kevin Durant’s performance created an evening for the ages at Rucker
Park. “Some nights are very special,” DC Power guard Randy (White
Chocolate) Gill said. “This is going down as one of those special
nights.” The Oklahoma City Thunder All-Star shook off a slow start and
poured in an astounding 66 points to lead DC Power to a 99-93 win over
the Sean Bell All-Stars in front of a standing-room only crowd at the
Entertainers Basketball Classic on Monday night at streetball’s most
famous park. Durant, who led the NBA in scoring last season, connected
on 9-of-11 3-pointers, including five straight from well beyond NBA
range, early in the fourth quarter.



Kevin Durant says fuck going over seas, he stayed right at home in Rucker Park and did the good deed.  You think the damn Italians or Chinese or Turkish fans would get that hype.  Heellllll no.  Durant WILL be the league MVP next year when the Thunder take home the NBA title.  Mark my words. 

9-Year Old Japanese Pro Wrestler Haruka

My first question after I saw the skills of this kid was where the hell is Vince McMahon.  We all know that Vince likes to make a dollar however he can, and this kid will put bills in his wallet.  I didn't Ray Mysterio type skills but I damn sure got them.

Jermichael Finley Double Catch

I'm so ready for football to start that I'm throwing up training camp bull shit.  This was Green Bay Packers TE Jermichael Finley with a nice double catch during practice.  So ready for the season to get under way.

Friday Night Fights Mets Vs. Nationals

It's not the clearest view ever but you can see a couple bombs dropped along the way.  What could these bastards be arguing about watching a Mets vs. Nationals game.  Which team blows more??

Braves Get New Bourn Identity

ESPN - While other NL contenders beefed up for the playoffs, the Atlanta Braves seemed to keep missing out on players who could've boosted their hopes.



Turns out, they landed the guy they wanted all along.



Atlanta acquired speedy outfielder Michael Bourn from the Houston Astros on Sunday in a five-player deal, giving the Braves their first true leadoff hitter in at least six years.



The Astros received outfielder Jordan Schafer and three minor league pitchers, but the Braves didn't give up any of their top pitching prospects.



"We haven't had that kind of threat in the top of our lineup in a long time," said third baseman Chipper Jones, one of the numerous Braves slowed by injuries.



Bourn
is hitting .303 and leads the majors with 39 stolen bases. He goes from
the last-place Astros to a playoff-contending team that has one of
baseball's best pitching staffs but was downright desperate for
offensive help because of various ailments and lackluster performances.



Finally the Braves make a trade deadline move to put them in World Series contention.   Being a huge Braves fan I was hype as hell to see this deal get done.  Not only did we keep our top prospects, we signed a quick lead-off hitter that hits for average and steals bases.  Can't remember our last legit lead-off hitter.  I just hope he's not a total bust like Mclouth has been. Watch the fuck out Phillies we are coming for you.

Yankees Fan Takes Foul Ball To Face

Gotta love when a scrub ass Yankees fan takes a foul ball to the face.  The best part is he wasn't even paying attention and he was in the fucking outfield.  Turn your head and put your damn hands up bro.