Is The Amarillo Sox Mascot a Pervert?

 They really let this dude walk around a baseball park with a full chub going on down under?



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Tony Parker Now Dating 19-Year Old French Beauty Queen Barbara Morel

 Well it looks like Tony is back off the market.  Spurs Nation has let us in on Tony Parkers new gal pal Barbara Morel.  Here are some pics of the French beauty queen.



According to the French web site exceptionnn-elle.fr, Parker was seen at the French Open at Roland Garros Stadium with French beauty queen Miss Nationale Barbara Morel.


Morel, who is 19, won her title last December in Paris. She is a trade and commerce student in Saint-Lambesc, Bouches du Rhône.



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Dwight Howard Calls Out Lebron James for His Receding Hair Line

 Well Dwight, I don't really put up tweets very much but this is worthy of a post.  Anytime a fellow NBA player calls out Lebron it is post worthy.  Especially if you attack his personal appearance.  Dudes hair doesn't look that bad but shit is funny as hell anyway.  I thought him and Dwight were friends?

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Charlie Sheen Did Steroids While Filming Major League

SI: You never told me why you didn't like the haircut.

Sheen:
I didn't like the haircut because it generated so many comments in
bars. I've got enough of that already. Add that to the mix, and it's a
recipe for a fistfight. I was already bitchy because -- let's just say
that I was enhancing my performance a little bit. It was the only time I
ever did steroids. I did it for like six or eight weeks. You can print
this, I don't give a f---. My fastball went from 79 to like 85.

 I can't say I am surprised that Charlie Sheen was willing to do a drug.  The fact that he walked around at what looks like maybe 180 lbs. after doing steroids does suprise me though.  You would think he would look a little bigger after two months or taking roids.  Dude must have been a runt on the movie screen before this movie.  I like how he strait up says his fastball improved 6 miles per hour after a stint of steroids.  That just shows how MLB players could make millions more dollars playing in the league with steroids.

Check out the full interview with Sheen at SI.com.





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Florence Brudenell- Bruce, Prince Harry's New Girlfriend

 So prince Harry is said to be dating this lingerie and swimsuit model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.  Sadly his bro just got married while he is out pounding random meat at the clubs.  Ha, I doubt he is out clubbing but it sure looks like he is playing the field.

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Cirque Du Soleil First Pitch

 With all the shitty first pitches in baseball history it's nice to see someone get it over the plate with some heat.  Not to mention the cork spin flip that he pulled before the throw.  I am forced to call the Balk on him though.



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Finally Some Football

I say finally some football like we have missed some games which we all know we haven't, but we would be getting alot more football talk by now if the lockout wasn't looming.   This is Stu Foored of the Saskatchewan Roughriders in their pre-season game.  At least someone is playing some football and lighting some mother fuckers up.





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Chinese Male Cheerleaders Dance Goes Viral?

Dudes got moves in a cheer leading outfit.  Wait, did I just say that?  No homo, but he is working it better than those other skanks on the floor.



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This Chick Got Drunk, Beat Her Husband, Then Sprayed The Cops With Breast Milk

  

DELAWARE, Ohio — A woman faces several charges after she allegedly sprayed deputies with breast milk as they
tried to detain her over the weekend.




The incident occurred early Saturday morning near the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference
Center on Sawmill Parkway.




According to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to the area after
receiving calls about a domestic dispute.  When they arrived, a man told them that he had been
attending a wedding at the facility with his wife, who had gotten drunk and struck him several
times before locking herself in a car.




Delaware County Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said deputies tried to talk with the woman, who was
identified as Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, but she refused to cooperate.




"When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she
was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began
spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk," Davis said.




The deputies were eventually able to remove Robinette from the car and arrest her, Davis
said.



Well I guess you gotta do anything you can to stop from going to jail right?  Even if it includes using your breast as a gun.



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Bobby Regester's Car Flies Off Pikes Peak

 This is Bobby Regester going off of Devil's Playground during the 2011 Pikes Peak International Hill Climb.  Shit is pretty intense.  Dudes roll around those turns at crazy speeds and shit like this is bound to happen.  Seems like he made it out alive at least.



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Kawhi Leonard Has Girth

 11.5 Inches wide sounds very impressive.  Especially to the weak gerth of the news cast.



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Meet Maria Kirilenko

This is Russian tennis player Maria Kirilenko.  With the Wimbledon in full swing I figured a hot ass tennis player would get everybody's mind right.

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Dude Feeds Crocodile Like a Pet

 This crazy son of a bitch ain't gonna live long doing this shit.  That croc is twice his size and hungry.  I doubt those little fish or whatever they are are gonna keep his belly full forever.  Check back soon and this dude will probably be getting eaten alive on cam.





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Jimmer Mania Hits Sacramento

This was the Sacramento Kings Rookie Rally at Arden Mall featuring Jimmer Fredette,Tyler Honeycutt, and Isaiah Thomash.  With the Kings almost leaving town after last season they had to do something to get some hype around that city, and getting Jimmer in the draft was probably the best thing they could do.  This dude will put butts in the seats even if the teams isn't that great.  Him along side Tyreke Evans and the run and gun style of offense will be great to watch.  Pretty pathetic stage and location for a welcome party though.



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Mac Packs On 50 LBS. For 7th Season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 The seventh season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is set to drop this September and Mac is going to be looking a little different than last season.  Dude put on a solid 50 pounds to change the look and humor of his character.  For some reason the cast thought he would be funnier as heavier Mac.  In my own opinion he was already the funniest character on the show.



"It's been disgusting to watch him go through with this adventure," costar Charlie Day told the online site Screen Junkies. "We were a little on the fence about it for his own personal health and safety, but it has definitely made Mac a lot funnier."




I will take Charlies word that he is funnier, but I doubt he can be all that much funnier than he already was.  When you pack on mass you sacrifice flexibility, it's a strait up fact bro.



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Meet Nina Agdal

 Today's Hot Chick is Nina Agdal. I couldn't find to much about her other than she is an up and coming Danish swimsuit model.  I guess that's all we need to know anyway.

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Dirk Nowitzki Throws Out First Pitch at Rangers Game

 This happened on Friday at the Rangers vs. Mets game.  Normally this wouldn't be that big of a hit but he is an NBA champion now and I wanted John Wall to feel even worse about how bad his first pitch was a couple weeks back.  Wall supposedly was a short stop in High School and did 10 times worse than Dirk who wasn't very great himself.



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Joe Mauer Back Fro Jersey

 Probably the most creative custom jersey I have ever come across.  Nasty, but creative.



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Erin Andrews Gets Called Out By Fan On Peep Hole Video

So you really only need to watch after minute 3:00.  This dude is trying for hours to get Erin Andrews autograph and she is negging his ass.  He then calls her out on the peep hole video and she is not happy about it.  She pretty much calls him a pussy when he won't admit what he said.



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SportsCenter Soccer Flop Commercial

 I saw this bad boy this morning while I was eating my breakfast and almost spit out my cereal.  Even SportsCenter knows that soccer isn't a sport if the girls that play it are more manly than the guys that play it.



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Phillie Phanatic Gets Hit With Foul Ball

Being a huge Braves fan I will take anything I can get to root against the Phillies even if it's a ball to the mascots neck.  Those bastards don't lose any games these days but I am hoping the Phillie Phanatic will bring them some bad luck.





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Jan Vesely Gets Busy on Draft Night

Nothing like a little suga on the day you get drafted to the NBA and become a millionaire.  This is new Wizards forward Jan Vesely making out with his girlfriend who is also a basketball player after he got drafted last night.  Her name is Eva Viteckova and she plays for the Czech national team.  Since women's sports don't make and money I'm sure she will be sticking with Jan throughout his NBA days.





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Sophie Monk Presents Links of the Day

 Sophie Monk photo gallery to get you through the morning.  Fanpix



2011 NBA Draft grades by player and team.



Soccer player gets ejected for not removing his Prince Albert (Dick Piercing)



Man gets pulled over and farts in officers face.



Nick Lachey is craving more attention and will air his wedding...again.



Ron Artest is changing his name to Metta World Peace.



Bryce Harper might be on the verge of a promotion.



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Dad Gets Hit in The Face By Baseball

 That will teach you not to fuck with 10 year olds.





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Canada Goalie Quillan Roberts Scores Goal

Quillan Roberts of the under 17 Canadian Soccer team scores in the 87th to tie up the game at 2's vs. English Squad.  This game ended in a 2-2 tie which makes the goal even more bad-ass.  If your the other teams goalie you should probably take yourself out of the game after that pathetic excuse of a stop.



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Football Cops Trailer

A sneak peek at Football Cops, the new cop drama starring Peyton and Eli Manning premiering this fall, only on DIRECTV.  I might consider dropping Verizon for Direct TV just so I can watch this show.  Peyton is funny as hell and Eli is ugly as hell.  Makes a hell of a combo.  Check out some more info at http://www.footballcops.com





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Candice Swanepoel Is Hot

Meet Victoria Secret Model Candice Swanepoel.  This is my first sighting of her and I gotta say I'm pretty sad.  She is a definite dime piece.   More Pics



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Bam and April Margera Talking About How Ryan Dunn Will Die in a Car Accident

Crazy shit here.  You would figure they would talk to him about chilling out with the speeding and drunk driving if they already knew that's the way he was gonna go down.  Crashed nine fucking cars? Good thing he never killed anybody else on the road.



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Motorcycles Have Mind of Their Own

Those bike had enough on humans riding them and decided to ride each other for a while.  I honestly think the dude in the black suit was crying at the end.



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16 Thursday Night NFL Games

ESPN - A rookie wage scale will be part of the new deal but is still being
"tweaked," and the much-discussed 18-game regular season will be
designated only as a negotiable item with the players and at no point is
mandated in a potential agreement.
An expansion of the Thursday night TV package to 16 games beginning in
2014, which could be a source of new revenue for the league, is also
being weighed but is not a part of these talks.



Current TV deals make 2014 the target year for an extended Thursday package, not 2012, according to a source.



Goodell
said no discussions were held Tuesday on a potential full-season
Thursday night TV package. With record ratings last season, the NFL's
value to its broadcast partners never has been higher.



This is good and bad at the same time.  Being a huge fantasy football player I can say that it will be much harder to pick players.  With injuries happening all the time it is hard enough to figure out if people are going to play on Sundays without Thursday games.  At the same time I know how much I love when Thursday games start because it's an extra night out of the week we can all watch football.  When everything comes down to it, the NFL can make a shit load more money and we all get another a reason to get drunk and party on Thursdays.





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Ryan Dunn Was Drunk During Car Crash TMZ Reports

 TMZ has reported that Ryan Dunn was more than twice the legal limit at the time of the car crash that lead to his death.  No other substances were found in his body.  The picture above was tweeted the night of the crash. 



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Break Dancing Gorilla Zola at the Zoo

Is this thing serious?  The fucking crip walk.  Need to know how I can take this thing home with me as my new pet. He would make a hell of a house cleaner.





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Rory McIlroy Was a Stud at 9-Years Old, Chips Balls Into Washing Machine

Dude could juggle the damn golf ball with his club at age 9?  Fucking ridiculous.  I'm thinking between 9-12 majors by the time he is done.  Still need to see him face off against a somewhat healthy Tiger Woods.



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Wimbledon Line Judge Takes 110 MPH Serve Off Head

This was from the John Isner-Nicolas Mahut rematch at Wimbledon.  Although it didn't last as long as their first match it did bring up a great shot of the old woman line judge taking a serve off the dome.  It almost looks like she got hit on purpose, but I'm sure it was just her non-athleticism coming into play.



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Alexander Ovechkin Rocking Stars and Stripes as a Kid

Gotta love the gear kids used to rock growing up in the 90's.  Ovechkin is definitely my favorite player in the NHL and it makes me proud to know he loves the US of A.  I just wanna know why the other kid got screwed over so much on his outfit.  Seems unfair Ove gets to rock the full stars and stripes suit, but his buddy is stuck in some dirty grey sweats.  Check out the full list of NHL players as kids.





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Heidi Montag in the Morning

Here on some new pics of Heidi Montag partying at the MGM grand in beautiful Las Vegas.  I never know what to think about her because she is almost 100% plastic.  You could bang her out out throw her in your closet with the rest of you toys but you can judge for yourself.



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Kevin Durant Fires Back at TMZ and Followers on Twitter

 Apparently TMZ was stalking Kevin Durant like they always do with stars and asked him "What is there to do in Oklahoma" and Durant answered with "Nothing."  Durant has been taking some heat on twitter for the comments and fired back at TMZ and the commenters.



These dumbass people need to get off his back and let him be.  He is getting legally stalked and just wants these fools to get out of his face.  Don't go pissing him off cause I'm trying to see the Thunder do some work next year and make it to the finals.





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Couple Fights at Cubs-Yankees Game Over Onions

Ha, this chick is clearly drunk as shit and can't speak.  This dude puts her in her place and calls her a bitch after she tries to slap him.  Dumb cunts.



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Man Blows Off Finger Trying to Remove Wart

BF - Sean Murphy is a 38-year-old security guard from South
Yorkshire, England. He had been plagued by a painful wart on the middle
finger of his left hand for nearly five years. One night not long ago,
he drank a bunch of beer and aimed a 12-bore Beretta shotgun at the
wart. Surprising no one except for Mr. Murphy himself, he blew off the
entire top of his finger. 



“I didn't expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it but the gun
recoiled and that was it. The wart was gone and so was most of my
finger. There was nothing left, so no chance to re-attach it.”



“The best thing is that the wart has gone. It was giving me a lot of trouble." 

 



Seams a little desperate don't ya think Sean.  I'm guessing there are plenty of ways that doctors can remove warts these days, and guns aren't one of them.



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Another Ozzie Guillen Ejection and Catcher Mask Kick

Ozzie is at it again.  This time he went ahead and kicked the catcher's mask about 20 feet while arguing with the umpire over a foul ball.  Geovany Soto got a laugh at Ozzie Guillen's antics, but we all know he wanted to knock out the annoying manager.  Go ahead and do it next time Soto.



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Vancouver Riot Chick Protects Car

 It's probably not your best day when a thousand drunk people surround your car with intentions to flip and vandalize it.  With that said this chick did work.  She started fighting a bunch of dudes and didn't back down from anyone.  Pretty ballsy for a chick.  Doubt her car lasted the whole night though.



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Wish I Went to The Bruins Stanley Cup Celebration

 100,000 dollar bottle of ace of spades?  Can't go wrong with that I guess.  Looks to me like it could get the whole team drunk twice.

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Ryan Dunn Police Report and Car Picture

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It's a sad day for friends and family of Ryan Dunn who died in a car crash around 2:30 a.m. Monday morning.  His Porsche was found fully engulfed in flames and Ryan and an unidentified passenger died in the crash.  Here is a picture Ryan tweeted earlier that night showing him and friends drinking at a bar. Picture



No word yet that alcohol was the reason for the crash.



RIP Ryan Dunn



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Vancouver Riot Kissing Couple Revealed

Today - Scott Jones and girlfriend Alex Thomas were photographed kissing on
the ground while surrounded by riot police as chaos swirled around them
following the Vancouver Canucks’ loss in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup
Finals on Wednesday. Illuminated in a glow, they looked like they
belonged on a movie poster (their embrace even drew a comparison to the
iconic image of lovers on a beach from the film classic “From Here to
Eternity”).




But video later showed that the two were actually on the ground
because they’d been knocked there by police. Rather than setting his
girlfriend’s heart fluttering with a well-timed smooch, Jones was, in
fact, attempting to bring it under control. 



“I was just trying to calm her down,’’ Jones told TODAY’s Matt Lauer and
Ann Curry via satellite from Vancouver in an exclusive interview
alongside Thomas on Monday. “It was pretty scary for her, and it seemed
like the best thing to do.’’  Video



 Instant classic.  This dude pulled out one of the best moves ever to calm his girlfriend down and deserves a little respect for the classic move.  The fact that it looks like he is finger blasting her is even better.



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This Week in NBA Tats

Dallas rookie Dominique Jones decided to follow in Jason Terry's foot steps and get a tattoo of the Larry O'Brien trophy on his neck.  Dominique decided to take the easier path and wait until they actually won the trophy to get the tattoo, but does it really count if you didn't do anything?  He didn't play one minute in the NBA playoffs.  We are all waiting to see where Dirk gets the tattoo.



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Rory McIlroy Getting Drinking From US Open Trophy

 Strait up beast.  Can't hate on him for having a couple pints of Guinness after a tournament like that.



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Old Man and Mannequin

 I don't know what you did this weekend but I'm sure this guy found some way to have more fun.  Dude isn't even fazed that people are walking out of the store while he is fucking his mannequin.  He doesn't even let the fact that his girls arm falls off let him down.  He is determined to get a nut and that just what he does.



Now that I think about it, he must just be a huge Seinfeld fan and thought that it was Elaine.

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Rory Mcilroy Wins US Open

 The next Tiger Woods?  It sure looked like it the past few days.  Rory ended up winning the open by 8 strokes over fellow youngster Jason Day.  With all the up and coming young golfers out there today it looks like a long shot that Tiger will ever win another major title.  With Tiger out of the picture for now golf needs another dominant player to keep viewers tuning in.  Rory could very well be that guy.  Nobody thought he would have come back this strong so fast after blowing his huge lead at The Masters, but he did it in dominant fashion.  With a major under his belt so young and the fact that he should have two majors already can we ask the question, Will Rory beat Jack Nicholas Major Record?



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John Wall Worst First Pitch Ever

Not sure how it could get much worse than that.  Thing landed five feet away from him.  It's fitting it was at a Nationals game because the players suck just as much as him





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Wladimir Klitschko to Mark Sanchez to Scotty McKnight

TMZ -  Since breaking up with her super-sized 35-year-old ex  Wladimir Klitschko, Hayden Panettiere has moved on to a shorter, younger man ... NY Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight. 



Hayden and her 5'11, 23-year-old baller were spotted at Mel's Diner in West Hollywood on Thursday.

The 21-year-old blonde has gone from giants to Jets.



Are you sure they don't just list him at 5'11 because I think his shirt says Five Four?  I'm confused, I thought we heard she was dating Scotty McKnight's best friend and Quarterback Mark Sanchez about a month ago?  Maybe she is just sending the Jets lineup through an off season try out since football isn't in session.

Whatever the deal is here are some more pics of her.



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Kareem Abdul Jabbar Hangin With Eminem at Banaroo

 Damn, after Kareem bitched about his statue not being in front of the Lakers arena I didn't think he could crave much more attention, now he's rocking a sky hook t-shirt at banaroo.  He is a legend and still for some reason needs to do as much as he can to get more attention.  Come on bro your making yourself look dumb.  As for Eminem, dude could literally suck off Kareem standing strait up.

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Diamondback Fan Steals Ball From Woman

I honestly think he broke a couple of her fingers in an attempt to get her to stop grabbing at the ball.  Dude was determined to get his kids a foul ball....Oh wait he is fucking 20 and with his own dad at the game.  Class act.





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Dirk Sings We Are The Champions At Mavs Parade

Probably some of the worst singing anyone has ever heard.  Dude sings like the ogre that he is.  At least he didn't break out a pathetic excuse for a dance that most NBA players usually try to break out.



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Maybe They Shouldn't Let Cuban Pay for the Parade

 Fat Male Mavs Dancers?  Come on Mark, we expect better.



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Rosie Huntington New Transformers Girl of the Day

Wikipedia -  Rosie Alice Huntington-Whiteley (born 18 April 1987) is a British model and actress, best known for modelling for Victoria's Secret and for replacing Megan Fox as the lead female character in the upcoming film Transformers: Dark of the Moon, part of the Transformers film series.



With the new transformers dropping on June 29 we take a look at Megan Fox's replacement Rosie Alice Huntington-Whiteley.  I'm personally going with Megan Fox over this chick but you can judge for yourself.

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