In a decision that can only be described as touchy, a Brazilian judge
has reportedly ruled that a 36-year-old female accountant can legally
masturbate at work and watch porn on her work computer.
Ana Catarian Bezerra successfully argued that she suffers from a
chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality,
according to a viral news story.
Her work situation began to suffer because the only way she can relieve her anxiety is by masturbating frequently, according to Guanabee.com.
"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to 47 times a day," she said. "That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."
After winning a court battle and seeking professional help, Bezerra is legally entitled to combine work with pleasure.
Her doctor has also given her a medical cocktail of tranquilizers
that has reduced her need to masturbate to about 18 times a day.
Well I wish I could say Ana Catarian Bezerra looked like the brazilian chick at the top of this post but unfortunately she is not much to write home about so I decided not to post her pic in order to avoid spoiling the good vibe of this post. Now lets get into the deets of this story. 47 times a day? Tranquilizers to reduce sex urges? Good god lady. Imagine being this chicks boyfriend or husband, you're junk would be tattered. Whats more embarrasing, masturbating and watching porn in your cubicle, or going to court and having to plead to a judge so that you are allowed to masturbate in your cubicle?
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-Bodhi
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